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Revitalising enough to wake the dead

SCENT: Fresh pine and juniper, woody cedarwood with earthy patchouli

GRIT: Medium

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  • Each 140g bar lasts 3-4 weeks
  • Posted within 24 hours (Mon-Fri)

Natural Oils & Butters

Handmade in the UK

Money Back Guarantee

Fresh and woody with an earthy backbone.

Pine and juniper give it a clean, forest-like opening, while rosemary adds a sharp herbal edge that keeps it crisp rather than sweet.

Cedarwood and patchouli bring depth and dryness, grounding the scent and giving it a rugged finish.

The charcoal base with visible oats gives a natural, stripped-back look, while pumice and oats provide a solid exfoliation - enough grit to scrub effectively without tearing your skin up.

The result is a clean, outdoorsy bar that feels rough around the edges in the right way.

All orders are shipped from the UK within 24 hours (Mon-Fri)

United Kingdom

  • Free Delivery £50+
  • Tracked 1-2 days £3.95 
  • Express Next Day (order before 2pm) £6.95
  • Next Day Saturday (order before 2pm Friday) £9.95

Rest of the World

  • Soon

Returns:

For all orders you can return within 30 days of purchase. Email damian@deadclean.com and we'll get the ball rolling

We back ourselves. If it’s not a upgrade on your old supermarket shower gel or soap, the bars are on us.

No questions asked.

Email damian@deadclean.com with your order number and we'll get everything organised.

VIEW FULL INGREDIENTS

How We Make It (And Why It Matters)

natural oils and butters

Each bar is packed with ingredients to moisturise and nourish your skin. Unlike mass produced gels and soaps, we skip synthetic additives so that it doesn’t dry out and strip your skin.

Handmade in small batches

This gives you a fresher soap that is gentle on your skin and lasts longer in the shower.

rich, layered fragrances

Vibrant, layered fragrances made with natural essential oils so that you smell great long after the shower.

Cured for 4 weeks

This allows any excess water to evaporate so that each bar lasts longer, doesn't break apart and gives you a great lather.

HERE'S HOW WE STACK UP

We’re obsessive about skin-first ingredients. Mass-produced soap and shower gel? Not so much.

Bold, vibrant fragrances

Rich, thick lather

Nourished, hydrated skin

Handmade in the UK

LEADING SHOWER GEL

Moisturises your skin

Natural ingredients

Handmade in the UK

Plastic Free

Lab-made Fragrances

SLS and/or Parabens

OUR PROMISE

We back ourselves. If it’s not a upgrade on your old supermarket shower gel and soap, the bars are on us. No questions asked.

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FAQs

Orders are dispatched within 1 working days.

We use Royal Mail Tracked 48 and 24 for orders which arrive between 1-3 days after its been posted.

Full delivery details are provided before you complete your purchase.

We offer a 30-day satisfaction guarantee.

If you’re not happy with your purchase, contact us within 30 days and we’ll make it right.

With daily use, a bar typically lasts 3–4 weeks.

To maximise longevity, keep it dry between uses by storing it on a draining soap dish. Because it’s a solid bar (not diluted with water like shower gel), you only need a small amount to create a good lather.

Dead Clean is handmade using the traditional cold-process method.

That means we combine natural oils and butters, pour the soap into moulds, and cure it for several weeks. This creates a gentle, long-lasting bar without synthetic detergents or harsh foaming agents commonly found in many shower gels.

We don’t use SLS, SLES or harsh synthetic detergents.

However, everyone’s skin is different. If you have very sensitive or reactive skin, we recommend checking the ingredient list carefully and doing a patch test before full use.

Yes. Dead Clean produces a rich, creamy lather thanks to the natural oils used in the formulation. It may feel different from high-foam shower gels, but it cleans just as effectively.

We use traditional soapmaking ingredients such as plant oils, butters and fragrance or essential oils.

We avoid synthetic liquid detergents and unnecessary fillers. You can find the full ingredient list on each product page for complete transparency.

No. We do not test on animals and we do not sell in markets that require animal testing.

Tired of soap that dries your skin?

Ever noticed how shower gel and supermarket soap dries your skin?

Yeah, us too. We put rubbish like Arctic ThunderBlast and Lavender Dreams on our skin for years.

But our skin deserves better.

So we packed our handmade soap with natural oils to moisturise, not dry you out.

No harsh chemicals.
No fake scents.
No lab-made junk from a faceless corporation.

Just clean, natural ingredients and bold, fragrances that actually smell good.

It’s a small upgrade — but your skin will notice.
And so will everyone else.