TAMING THE INSANE
TAMING THE INSANE
TAMING THE INSANE
TAMING THE INSANE
TAMING THE INSANE
TAMING THE INSANE
TAMING THE INSANE
TAMING THE INSANE
TAMING THE INSANE
TAMING THE INSANE

TAMING THE INSANE

£8.00
/

Smells like a spa run by the local asylum.

SCENT: Herbal lavender, crisp peppermint, and wild rosemary

Smooth Feel

  • Ships within 24 hours (Mon-Fri)
  • Lasts 3-4 weeks daily showering

Only Natural Ingredients

Free Delivery (£50+)

30-day Money Back Guarantee

This one’s fresh and steady — perfect for easing into the day.

Lavender brings a clean, calming scent to start, peppermint adds a cool lift to help you feel more awake, and rosemary gives it a crisp, natural edge that keeps things sharp.

It’s a balanced scent that clears your head without hitting too hard.

Smooth bar, no grit — just an easy lather that leaves your skin feeling clean, clear, and ready to go.

All orders are shipped from the UK within 24 hours (Mon-Fri)

United Kingdom

  • Free Delivery £55+
  • Tracked 1-2 days £3.95 
  • Express Next Day (order before 2pm) £6.95
  • Next Day Saturday (order before 2pm Friday) £9.95

Rest of the World

  • Soon

If you don’t love our soap, we’ll refund you faster than a drummer quits a band. No questions asked.

Email damian@deadclean.com with your order number and we'll get everything organised. 

VIEW FULL INGREDIENTS

Tired of soap that dries your skin?

Ever noticed how shower gel and supermarket soap dries your skin?

Yeah, us too. We put rubbish like Arctic ThunderBlast and Lavender Dreams on our skin for years.

But our skin deserves better.

So we packed our handmade soap with natural oils to moisturise, not dry you out.

No harsh chemicals.
No fake scents.
No lab-made junk from a faceless corporation.

Just clean, natural ingredients and bold, fragrances that actually smell good.

It’s a small upgrade — but your skin will notice.
And so will everyone else.

How We Make It (And Why It Matters)

Handmade in small batches

Made by people not machines so that you get fresher, higher-quality soap every time.

with natural oils and butters

This helps your skin stays hydrated, not dried out and we skip synthetic additives so that it doesn’t itch, flake, or break out.

With rich, layered fragrances

Our blend of essential oils means you smell great long after your shower.

Cold-Cured for weeks

This allows any excess water to evaporate so that each bar lasts longer, doesn't break apart and gives you a great lather.

OUR PROMISE

If you don’t love our soap, we’ll refund you faster than a drummer quits a band. No questions asked.

You'll like these too

Customer Reviews

Based on 16 reviews
88%
(14)
13%
(2)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
A
Anonymous
Good but not my usual style

Nice scent and great lather — no issues there. I usually prefer something stronger, so this one felt a bit tame (pun intended) for me. Still a quality bar

J
James Keenan
One of the best-balanced bars I’ve tried

As someone who’s tried more artisan soaps than I care to admit, Taming the Insane genuinely surprised me. The lavender scent is spot on — clean and calming without being overly floral or powdery, which is a hard balance to strike. What I really appreciate is the texture: smooth but not slippery, with a rich lather that rinses clean. No weird residue, no tight skin feeling. It holds its shape well, too — doesn't melt into mush after a few uses. If you're into natural soaps that actually perform, this one's absolutely worth a place in the rotation.

D
D.R.
SOAP DONE RIGHT

Clean, calming scent without being soft. Skin feels great after — smooth but not greasy.

S
Sam. Thompson
Seriously relaxing

This one’s incredibly calming — the scent is spot on. Every new bar I try from these guys just seems to get better.

E
Emily R.
Soft skin and a great scent

Another brilliant bar — smells lovely and leaves my skin feeling soft and healthy. As usual, it lasts ages. I’ll definitely be picking it up again.

123