TAMING THE INSANE
TAMING THE INSANE
TAMING THE INSANE
TAMING THE INSANE
TAMING THE INSANE
TAMING THE INSANE
TAMING THE INSANE
TAMING THE INSANE
TAMING THE INSANE
TAMING THE INSANE

TAMING THE INSANE

£8.00
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Smells like a spa run by the local asylum.

SCENT: Herbal lavender, crisp peppermint, and wild rosemary

Smooth Feel

  • Ships within 24 hours (Mon-Fri)
  • Lasts 3-4 weeks daily showering

Made with Natural Oils & Butters

Free Delivery (£50+)

30-day Money Back Guarantee

This one’s fresh and steady — perfect for easing into the day.

Lavender brings a clean, calming scent to start, peppermint adds a cool lift to help you feel more awake, and rosemary gives it a crisp, natural edge that keeps things sharp.

It’s a balanced scent that clears your head without hitting too hard.

Smooth bar, no grit — just an easy lather that leaves your skin feeling clean, clear, and ready to go.

All orders are shipped from the UK within 24 hours (Mon-Fri)

United Kingdom

  • Free Delivery £55+
  • Tracked 1-2 days £3.95 
  • Express Next Day (order before 2pm) £6.95
  • Next Day Saturday (order before 2pm Friday) £9.95

Rest of the World

  • Soon

If you don’t love our soap, we’ll refund you faster than a drummer quits a band. No questions asked.

Email damian@deadclean.com with your order number and we'll get everything organised. 

VIEW FULL INGREDIENTS

Tired of soap that dries your skin?

Ever noticed how shower gel and supermarket soap dries your skin?

Yeah, us too. We put rubbish like Arctic ThunderBlast and Lavender Dreams on our skin for years.

But our skin deserves better.

So we packed our handmade soap with natural oils to moisturise, not dry you out.

No harsh chemicals.
No fake scents.
No lab-made junk from a faceless corporation.

Just clean, natural ingredients and bold, fragrances that actually smell good.

It’s a small upgrade — but your skin will notice.
And so will everyone else.

How We Make It (And Why It Matters)

Handmade in small batches

Made by people not machines so that you get fresher, higher-quality soap every time.

with natural oils and butters

This helps your skin stays hydrated, not dried out and we skip synthetic additives so that it doesn’t itch, flake, or break out.

With rich, layered fragrances

Our blend of essential oils means you smell great long after your shower.

Cold-Cured for weeks

This allows any excess water to evaporate so that each bar lasts longer, doesn't break apart and gives you a great lather.

OUR PROMISE

If you don’t love our soap, we’ll refund you faster than a drummer quits a band. No questions asked.

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