Wake the Dead Bundle

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If you need to wake your senses, not just your skin, start here. Crisp, vibrant essential oil blends that cut through the morning fog.

  • Natural oils & butters - great for all skin types
  • Bundle lasts 3-4 months (each 140g bar lasts 3-4 weeks)
  • No synthetic scents - bold fragrances from real essential oils.

Natural Oils & Butters

30 Day Money Back Guarantee

Handmade in the UK

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What you're getting

A Dip in the Styx: An invigorating blend of crisp eucalyptus and cooling menthol. Medium Grit.

Absolute Zero: A refreshing blast of icy peppermint and cooling menthol. Smooth Feel.

Resisting Arrest: Freshen up your skin with zesty lemongrass, peppermint, & tea tree. Smooth Feel.

Taming the Insane: A crisp, herbal blast of peppermint, wild rosemary, & grounded lavender. Smooth Feel.

This bundle is built to wake you up properly.
Four essential oil - loaded bars designed to wake you up, clear your head, and leave you feeling clean in a way liquid soap never manages.

Each bar brings a different kind of clarity - from cold menthol hits and sharp eucalyptus to bright citrus, herbal bite, and grounding aromatics. Whether you want a full-body reset or a smoother, everyday clean, this set gives you options without filler or repeats.

No plastic bottles. No synthetic nonsense. Just properly made soap with real essential oils, and varied textures that make mornings easier to deal with.

Rotate them. Stack them. Or commit to the one that hits hardest.

All orders are shipped from the UK within 24 hours (Mon-Fri)

United Kingdom

  • Free Delivery £50+
  • Tracked 1-2 days £3.95 
  • Express Next Day (order before 2pm) £6.95
  • Next Day Saturday (order before 2pm Friday) £9.95

Rest of the World

  • Soon

Returns:

For all orders you can return within 30 days of purchase. Email damian@deadclean.com and we'll get the ball rolling

We back ourselves. If it’s not a upgrade on your old supermarket shower gel or soap, the bars are on us.

No questions asked.

Email damian@deadclean.com with your order number and we'll get everything organised.

VIEW FULL INGREDIENTS

How We Make It (And Why It Matters)

natural oils and butters

Each bar is packed with ingredients to moisturise and nourish your skin. Unlike mass produced gels and soaps, we skip synthetic additives so that it doesn’t dry out and strip your skin.

Handmade in small batches

This gives you a fresher soap that is gentle on your skin and lasts longer in the shower.

rich, layered fragrances

Vibrant, layered fragrances made with natural essential oils so that you smell great long after the shower.

Cured for 4 weeks

This allows any excess water to evaporate so that each bar lasts longer, doesn't break apart and gives you a great lather.

HERE'S HOW WE STACK UP

We’re obsessive about skin-first ingredients. Mass-produced soap and shower gel? Not so much.

Bold, vibrant fragrances

Rich, thick lather

Nourished, hydrated skin

Handmade in the UK

LEADING SHOWER GEL

Moisturises your skin

Natural ingredients

Handmade in the UK

Plastic Free

Lab-made Fragrances

SLS and/or Parabens

OUR PROMISE

We back ourselves. If it’s not a upgrade on your old supermarket shower gel and soap, the bars are on us. No questions asked.

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FAQs

Orders are dispatched within 1 working days.

We use Royal Mail Tracked 48 and 24 for orders which arrive between 1-3 days after its been posted.

Full delivery details are provided before you complete your purchase.

We offer a 30-day satisfaction guarantee.

If you’re not happy with your purchase, contact us within 30 days and we’ll make it right.

With daily use, a bar typically lasts 3–4 weeks.

To maximise longevity, keep it dry between uses by storing it on a draining soap dish. Because it’s a solid bar (not diluted with water like shower gel), you only need a small amount to create a good lather.

Dead Clean is handmade using the traditional cold-process method.

That means we combine natural oils and butters, pour the soap into moulds, and cure it for several weeks. This creates a gentle, long-lasting bar without synthetic detergents or harsh foaming agents commonly found in many shower gels.

We don’t use SLS, SLES or harsh synthetic detergents.

However, everyone’s skin is different. If you have very sensitive or reactive skin, we recommend checking the ingredient list carefully and doing a patch test before full use.

Yes. Dead Clean produces a rich, creamy lather thanks to the natural oils used in the formulation. It may feel different from high-foam shower gels, but it cleans just as effectively.

We use traditional soapmaking ingredients such as plant oils, butters and fragrance or essential oils.

We avoid synthetic liquid detergents and unnecessary fillers. You can find the full ingredient list on each product page for complete transparency.

No. We do not test on animals and we do not sell in markets that require animal testing.

Tired of soap that dries your skin?

Ever noticed how shower gel and supermarket soap dries your skin?

Yeah, us too. We put rubbish like Arctic ThunderBlast and Lavender Dreams on our skin for years.

But our skin deserves better.

So we packed our handmade soap with natural oils to moisturise, not dry you out.

No harsh chemicals.
No fake scents.
No lab-made junk from a faceless corporation.

Just clean, natural ingredients and bold, fragrances that actually smell good.

It’s a small upgrade — but your skin will notice.
And so will everyone else.